My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox.

Carl Hiaasen
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  1. Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.

  2. Hey. Sometimes life is a shit flavored Popsicle.

  3. I’m waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh’s pharmacist writes a book.

  4. Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

  5. As a lobbyist he had long ago concluded there was no difference in how Democrats and Republicans conducted the business of government. The game stayed the same: It was always about favors and friends, and who controlled the dough. Party labels were merely a way...

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